i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
