wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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