fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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