Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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