I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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