So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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