So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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