Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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