There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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