You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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