She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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