Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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