big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
3pm strippers are depressing
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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