I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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