belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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