Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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