Kiss
Puke
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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