Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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