Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
it glows. i had to have it.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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