She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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