so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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