am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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