Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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