i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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