Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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