Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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