Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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