You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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