So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
