Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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