you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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