they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I want to have your abortion
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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