porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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