That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
