Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
