is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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