It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
handjob tips. give me some.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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