i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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