i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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