where am i from again
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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