Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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