we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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