I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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