operation harelip BJ is a go
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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