so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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