Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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