Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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