talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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