I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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