Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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