gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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