He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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