Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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