i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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