i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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