i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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