Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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