I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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