just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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